Cartoon character

This is my most resemble cartoon character pomotes that I am almost perfect in some aspects!

"You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never want to loose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people then you will be stress-free."

But how to effectively identify traitors and jealous people before its too late?
By the way, it looks horrible!